You Don’t Have To Go Home, But You Can’t Stay Here: Best Of Thomas Ella

All right. This is it. Final post. I’ve selected my top 6 favorite things I’ve done in this class.

  • Valentine’s Day Dubstep Card — Because I had this idea for like a year or two and finally got the chance to make it here. And you know what? It’s exactly as I imagined it. Which is to say… super dumb.
  • Cooking With Thomas: How To Make Your Own Oreos — Because it took everybody by surprise, even me. Considering I don’t really know how to cook, I had no idea what I’d do for a cooking show; I just knew that the Bullet office was free. I didn’t plan it out; I just went. The results speak for themselves. My favorite part of it was when I got the chance to watch people’s reactions during the microwave part. They were so afraid I’d turn it on and blow the place up. So good.
  • DS106 Theatre — Because I love making minimalist posters, and really like how they turned out. A minimalist poster really makes you think critically about the movie in question to identify what the most iconic things about it are and why, then translate that one feature into a poster. The Matrix poster I made is definitely my favorite for that reason. Minimalist posters are great.
  • Trapped in the Closet with Dr. Love (+ Bloopers!) — Because it was just so fun to make. No, it didn’t get the best reception, but that doesn’t affect how much I like it at all, and all the laughs we had making it. Listening to the bloopers alone just shows how much fun we had. Plus, the Dr. Love character is something I’ve wanted to use for a long time, and that chicken movie commercial is something I came up with years ago and finally got to do. The whole experience was great. Not going to let some people’s (in my opinion) overly sensitive gut reactions (the misguided use of the word “misogynistic” comes to mind) to it ruin it. Paul’s part alone was worth it.
  • Parallelism in Shaun of the Dead — Because I just love Shaun of the Dead so. Effing. Much. This was a great project because I got to analyze my all-time favorite movie and show people just one of the ways it’s so amazing. This was the first video I’ve ever really had to edit, so I’m really happy with how it turned out. I just love watching Shaun trip at the same time. Man, I love Shaun of the Dead.
  • What’s Inside: Chelsea Mageland REMIX — Because it’s just so damn goofy, and because it’s a remix that directly calls out one other member of DS106. I’d say it sounds like I’m mocking her, but I sound like such an idiot in it that it’d be hard to seriously argue that. Regardless, I apologized to her, even though she says she thought it was hilarious.

Final Project: DS106 Theatre

Here we go, folks.

All right, so I haven’t been able to post any updates about this project because, well, there haven’t been any. I’ve been too busy with other stuff and this is the first chance I’ve gotten to actually just sit down for any significant amount of time and do stuff for this class. But hey, such is the life of a college senior in his last semester.

I really liked making my Shaun of the Dead minimalist poster, so I decided to just make more minimalist movie posters and a DS106 theatre (That’s right–”theatre.” We’re fancy here.) to post them in. Originally, the plan was to make the movie posters, then the theatre in the same style, then have the posters on the wall outside the theatre. Well, I ran into a roadblock or two.


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The first roadblock was that it would’ve taken forever to make the movie theatre in the same simplistic style as the posters. I got maybe 1/4 of the way in and realized I was only 1/4 of the way in and decided to just take the easy road, cut out a few steps and use Photoshop’s “Cutout” (Eh? Eh? “Cut out”? Oh, whatever, it’s 4am and I think it’s funny.) filter. It still looks kind of cool, I guess, but nowhere near as cool as it would’ve if I had been working on it for weeks like I should have. That’s just honesty.

The second roadblock was that, even though I downloaded the picture at ridiculously big dimensions (over 3000px wide) the shot was taken from far enough away that there was no point bothering to post the posters on the building. They’d just end up too small to appreciate. So I didn’t bother.

But the posters are still pretty good. The first one is my Shaun of the Dead poster. Yep, using it again:


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The cricket bat is so integral and iconic to Shaun of the Dead that it was an easy choice to make it the focus. I dressed up as Shaun for Halloween last year and made sure to order a cricket bat from eBay that looked just like it, then painted blood on it by cracking red gel ink pens on it. Dedication. I think the dark green is a good shade for a zombie movie, almost sickening, and the red type in that cursive was just too perfect.

I like this one a lot, but I’ve eclipsed it in later ones. Originally, I thought about just having my final project be a whole series of Shaun of the Dead posters. I mean, that is my all-time favorite movie, so why not? But then I figured that I should give myself a challenge and pick different movies.

The next choice for a minimalist poster was obvious then:


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The Fast and the Furious. Duh. I just love that whole series, and I figured it’d be really cool to tackle as a minimalist poster. I had ideas like “two cars at a streetlight about to race” or “one car getting chased by the cops in the background,” but eventually settled on this smoke idea, which was a bad idea. Not just because those other ideas are way cooler, but because smoke is super hard to do in a minimalist style. Mind you, it’s not as hard as drawing in more cars, so that’s a plus.

Just doing the one car was hard enough. I took a picture of an actual car, then started layering flat colors over it, one by one. Body, then windows, headlights, etc., just one on top of the next. It was satisfying to make, but took some real time. It only really started looking good as I started adding gradients to it though; the flatness was actually throwing it off before.

Oh, and those divets in the front were pretty tough, too, at least conceptually. The car looked super weird without them, but I wasn’t sure how to convey it. Eventually I figured it out, and along with the subtle lines near the bottom of each side of the front bumper used to indicate the curvature of the bumper, those divets are the parts I’m most proud of with this. Those stripes are pretty snazzy too, though.

And the background was tough in the sense that I just had no idea what to do with it at first. I was thinking about having a road (and even drew one in) but it just never looked right, so I scrapped it and just used big text. Always gets the job done, and allowed me to forgo putting a traditional title anywhere, which I actually like a lot.

From there, I took a magical turn:


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This was a toughie in a lot of ways. At first, I didn’t even know what to do with Harry Potter. I thought about just having a face with messy hair, glasses, and a scar and no other features. I thought about the Sorting Hat on a stool. I thought about a wand, resting on a table or something. Then I thought of the Snitch and Quidditch and how awesome those chapters are.

The next difficult part was finding the right images. Finding a side-on picture of Harry with his arm outstretched that clearly shows his whole body was way rougher than I thought it’d be, but I got it. The Snitch was pretty easy by comparison. Then came the logistical problems.

I realized that it wasn’t going to work horizontally because there’d be too much space at the top and bottom and not enough space in the middle. I thought about flipping the whole poster. Then I thought about how dumb a sideways poster would be. Then I decided to just make him hurtle toward the ground. He does that a lot anyway, so it fits, and it looks cooler and more distinctive anyway.

The background was a problem in the sense that I just had no idea what to do with it. I had ideas like having a crowd, or a tower, or the whole Quidditch pitch in the background, but they all proved too distracting, so I just made some motion lines to help imply movement and called it. Probably for the best, honestly.

Now, coloring in Harry and the Snitch was obviously the biggest challenge, mostly because it was just so time-consuming. I think I nailed it about as well as I could have though. It’s clean and attractive and clearly Harry Potter. The Snitch looks great too, which is a relief because it proved way harder than I would’ve thought. There are lines on the Snitch that I thought would be necessary, both on the ball and on the wings, but coloring everything over was the right decision. So smooth.

Finally, putting in the name was tough. Originally, I had all the full movie title arranged sideways around Harry, intended to imply movement, but instead, it just looked like the poster was supposed to be sideways too, so I scrapped it. Turning it to a normal orientation helped, but I needed a new font and had trouble arranging the big title. In a total accident, I hid all the layers of the text but “chamber of secrets” and thought it actually looked great like that. My roommate agreed, so I kept it like that. You don’t really need the words “harry potter and the” to get that it’s a Harry Potter movie. This is way classier.

And now for the last one. The one that’s the simplest and quickest to make, but the one that I’m most proud of:


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I like this one the most because it best embodies what I feel is the true spirit of a minimalist poster. It takes something iconic from the movie and separates it out into it’s own thing, and it’s a little bit of a riddle, too, as a result. The Shaun of the Dead one is also like this, but not to this degree.

Originally, I thought about just having Morpheus’s sunglasses, then having the reflections of his hands holding the red pill and blue pill in each lens. That seemed kind of complicated, especially in how to fill up all the space in the poster. But, in arranging Morpheus’s sunglasses, I had a burst of inspiration and decided to just use Neo’s and Trinity’s as well. Everyone in The Matrix has such cool and distinctive sunglasses that I felt confident people would recognize them.

In fact, I almost thought about leaving the title of the movie off to drive that point home further. But I think the font I chose looks really nice, and it blends in so well that I don’t mind this poster not being a cryptic riddle anymore. It just looks… right.

But I also really like how flat this one is compared to the others. That’s a true minimalist poster for you. Three colors. No shading. Plain. Simple. Clean. This one is definitely my favorite, both in conception and execution, which is great, given how much quicker I made it.

Oh, also, I picked green because, you know… The Matrix. Like everything was green.


But yeah. That’s my final project. I wish I could’ve started earlier and done more posters or done the theatre right, but I’m still happy with what I have. I just had so much fun making them that it would’ve been cool to do more. Which—you know what?—is probably a pretty good sign.

Assignments I Created

Okay. It’s like 2am and I’m scrambling here, but that’s what finals week is all about, right? Right.

  • I made the “Play It Backward, Jack” video assignment where you have to reverse a video.
  • I made the “Play It Backward, Jackward” remix assignment (I think it’s called that. Might just be “Play It Backward, Jack REMIX,” but I remember thinking that “Jackward” was pretty dumb and perfect at the time.) where you reverse one of somebody else’s video assignments (or find a way to reverse a picture or sound or whatever).
  • I made the “The One-Man Play” audio assignment where you act out a scene from a play by yourself, using different voices for different characters.
  • I made the “That 70′s Show Circle” video assignment, where you film a conversation between friends in the style of the circle scenes in That 70′s Show.

The Big Leagues REMIX

Boom. Last remix assignment. This one’s worth 4 stars. Still a lot, and I feel like the stars system for remix assignments needs balancing, but I’ll leave that for future ds106 generations.

For this assignment, I had to take a “Play in the Big Leagues” assignment and “Turn Up The Cheese” on it. Make it awful. Rancid. Lurid. “The epitome of badness (not the good kind of bad).” So I took Annie’s jersey and gave it the ol’ puns-n-Papyrus treatment:

What’s Inside: Chelsea Mageland REMIX

Okay, you guysssss! So for my next Remix assignment, I had to read somebody’s “What’s Inside” assignment in a “Popular Girl” voice. So naturally, I chose Chelsea Mageland’s. I think this assignment speaks for itself. Press play, then click on the image below to follow along:

Apparently that’s worth 6 stars? Again, kind of a lot, but again, hey, I’ll take it.

Vader Talk REMIX

So the remix assignment was to take a fantasy TED talk and flip the mood on it. I thought about my old Vader Talk assignment and immediately had this idea:

Pretty fun to do. Just had to pick the right image of Luke, cut him out, and blend him into the background by darkening him, like he’s coming out of the shadows to kill Vader.

It says 5 stars, given the combined value of the original and the remix, but that seems like a lot for this. I’ll certainly take it though.

Wherein I Realize I Haven’t Finished All Of My ds106 Assignments And I Can’t Go To Sleep Yet

I was about to end my procrastination blitz and go to sleep finally (7am!) when I realized I hadn’t finished all of my ds106 assignments and therefore, couldn’t go to bed yet. It’s a little over the 5 seconds the 5-Second Film assignment calls for buuuuuuuuuut… close enough.